And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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