yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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