she was so not down for the gang bang
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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