i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Send help, water and tortillas.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
