People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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