She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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