I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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