Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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