why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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