school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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