Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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