My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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