Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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