why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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