hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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