I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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