I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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