the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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