It's like a parade of train wrecks.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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