Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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