I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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