So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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