i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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