Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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