I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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