She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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