i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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