8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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