can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Randomize
