Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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