so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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