That's intense
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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