I could have mohawked her pubes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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