I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.