wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...