No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost