let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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