Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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