there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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