I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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