dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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