Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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