S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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