So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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