So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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