Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You can't just leave with hair like that
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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