Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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