it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
