Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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