yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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