I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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