at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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