oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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