i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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