I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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