so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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