i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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