Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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