? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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